Arnold Schwarzenegger really loves his son that he had with his maid.

He looks just like him. I wonder why his other kids do not look like him. Arnold and Maria are still married. I wonder why?

The Kennedy offspring do not accept Joseph Baena even though he seems to be very successful. He graduated from Pepperdine.

What do the other kids do? Nice to see this kid is working hard and having a good life. It's not his fault how he got here.

[quote] The Kennedy offspring do not accept Joseph Baena even though he seems to be very successful.

Successful at what? Being the illegitimate child of a multi millionaire?

Why should Maria's kids feel obligated to have a relationship with this kid?

I can't imagine being expected to have a life-long relationship with the product of any random hole my sex addict father decided to put his pecker into.

The only person who is obligated to have a relationship with this kid is Arnold.

The Kennedy kids probably don't want to piss of Maria who undoubtedly holds the purse strings in that family; as for Arnold, well good on him for doing right by the the kid, but also probably a fuck you to the other kids that sided with Maria.

I'd bet money that Arnold has more bastard kids besides this one.

He is their half brother like it or not. It isn’t his fault Arnold plugged the maid.

I have a feeling he told her to bend over while she was cleaning the floor.

if they are still married then I'm sure Maria is making sure her children get the bulk of his estate when he dies. I like how the kid has a hot girlfriend now that he has money, such a come up.

Maria's 4 kids came home every day to this maid being in their home. The maid likely made them snacks and listened to all their problems as their busy parents were often not around.

What a kick in the face to discover that this woman was having sex with their father in their home and in their parent's bed. That this woman also had sex with their father around the same time that Christopher was conceived as he and this woman's kid were born only a week apart.

To make it worse, the woman sticks around after giving birth to their father's kid. She has her kid hanging around Maria and her 4 kids. What an icky situation. So, Maria's 4 kids have all these memories of life with this maid and I'm sure they have been affected by the weirdness of it all.

Not to mention, having to deal with all of Arnold's other women during his marriage to his mother and his groping exploits.

[quote]even though he seems to be very successful. He graduated from Pepperdine.

Pepperdine? That's hilarious.

Arnold didn't even use a condom with the maid...sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. How was this man elected governor?

R7, yes, he is a half-brother. But they have no obligation to have a relationship with him. They are adults now. They have their own lives. Anyone who thinks differently has been watching too many telenovelas.

Arnold never intended to have a relationship with the kid except he got caught and it became public. But I believe he is being genuine with the kid now as he should.

R2 his daughter is engaged to Chris Pratt.

Imagine being famous and having so little self-restraint you not only fuck a maid, but knock her up in the process. What an idiot.

I thought Maria had divorced him.

Is Maria Catholic? That might explain reluctance. No divorce allowed, only annulment, resulting in her children being declared bastards.

That’s what happened when Joe Kennedy III deserted his wife. She got a Catholic annulment, thereby making her four children officially illegitimate.

Leave the kids alone. Its chickenshit to pick on someones children, especially if they have not harmed you.

Both these guys are cute in their own way.

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Really, a hearty FUCK OFF to the assholes who make fun of that kid WHO NEVER HARMED YOU.

He doesn't ask to be photographed while minding his own business on the street.

I think the son with the maid is his favourite. He seems to adored him & OMG, do they ever look alike.

Getting fat is a big FU to dad. I think it would be difficult being Arnie's son.

He loves the maid's kid but he is not the favorite. Arnie has a massive ego. He's not going to cut off the 4 Kennedy kids some of whom may become celebs in their own right.

I'm going to needlepoint R19's post on a few pillows. (Minus the potty-mouth words.)

I can't say I blame Maria's kids. I wouldn't want anything to do with my father's extramarital offspring either.

Yeah, I don't think they're obligated to hang out with one another, and honestly I'm sure the feeling is mutual. That Arnold has made an effort to form a relationship with Joseph is the only thing that matters, and it seems like Joseph's doing well. If I'm not mistaken he graduated with a business degree.

So the masses of DL are against out of wedlock sex today?

Is this rule only for the breeders? Are gays still allowed to fuck everything they can catch?

in wonder how much of Arnold's relationship now with the kid is guilt.

How much A would be actively a part of his life if Maria's kids were still talking to him (or are they?)

How much it's that this kid seems to be trying VERY hard to please pop and certainly seems to have more similar interests.

How much the kid is looking for money and/or to leverage the paternal relationship since Maria's kids don't really need to worry about money or a career.

r13 = Mick Jagger trolling.

Arnold still seems to have a relationship with his other kids. Not sure about Christopher which is understandable.

People: Patrick Schwarzenegger Reveals Dad Arnold Inspired Him to Quit Smoking Weed: 'High on Life Now'

R10, that picture is - no pun intended - HUGE.

I mean how can a kid of arnold's and skinny maria's be so big.

I hope he turns it around; I have had very few instances in my life where I've been skinny. I'm headed to another one via clean eating and so far so good. I feel I can keep going and maintain. but that kid is wasting his best years being so big.

Good luck to him. I hope Arnie's kid with the maid gets his name and more importantly, his father's love.

The maid kid looked good at r10 but OP's photo looks like he's bulked up.

[quote]Arnold and Maria are still married. I wonder why?

Catholics.

People:

Katherine Schwarzenegger celebrated her upcoming wedding to Chris Pratt with an intimate bridal shower on Saturday. The bride-to-be gathered at mom Maria Shriver’s home where her closest friends and family to toasted her nuptials....Later in the day, Katherine’s father Arnold Schwarzenegger stopped by after attending his son Joseph Baena’s college graduation.

R34, the more likely reason: money.

Congrats Katherine and Chris!!!

Does Arnold swim in the man pond also?

I saw Midnight Sun even though it had just 1 Star on my TV guide. Patrick was by no means a great actor, but he did a credible job. Despite playing a character who was a swimming star, he only briefly displayed skin.

I wonder if the engagement party was scheduled to time with the kid's graduation.

I saw a woman on a talk show and she talked about how to make guy's life harder if he's having an affair; she said find out when the g.f.'s birthday is and then schedule a BIG family event that day so the hubby can't be there; it'd drive her nuts to be reminded she'll always come second.

Is Katherine Schwarzenegger a religious nut, like her fiance?

Mexican son is hot, he just needs to fix that nose.

My parents just separated and never plan to divorce. Divorce can be expensive and messy. He got the beach house and she got the main house and we all get together at holidays, but they more or less lead separate lives. They are still each other's ICE contacts.

Fox News: Katherine Schwarzenegger responds to critics after she excludes half-brother Joseph in sibling tribute post

Katherine Schwarzenegger celebrated National Siblings Day on social media on Wednesday.

The daughter of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver went on Instagram to post a series of photos commemorating the occasion...

She noticeably didn't include her half-brother, Joseph Baena, 21, in the tribute post and people were quick to point it out.  Joseph is the “The Terminator” star’s son with Mildred Baena, Schwarzenegger’s former housekeeper.

When called out by a commenter, the fiancée of Chris Pratt, wrote back to the social media user: "Saw in your profile it says 'god always'. Just wanted to remind you of Gods presence in all of our lives and even in yours as you come spreading hurtful words and judgment."

"He does not judge you or any of us. I am praying for you and sending you love not because what you said is okay, but because I believe you need love to heal whatever is causing you to post comments like this. god bless you!" she concluded.

Is the whole family a bunch of religious zealots ? Holy fuk

The maid's kid graduated from Pepperdine? How nice.

R18, Catholic annulments don't render the children of the marriage illegitimate. From what I remember of that particular scandal that Kennedy was trying to prove that the marriage had never existed in the first place, or something like that. His wife wrote a book exposing this and that the Catholic church in the U.S. was handing out annulments hand over fist.

R44 She sounds like an insufferable cunt.

is the son also a homosexual?

[quote]"Saw in your profile it says 'god always'. Just wanted to remind you of Gods presence in all of our lives and even in yours as you come spreading hurtful words and judgment."

This is how passive aggressive Christian women fight. They filter their comments through a lens of spirituality. It's the fucking worst.

R51 It's such smugly hostile patronization.

R51 but which one is being passive-aggressive? Or is it both of them?

R10 What a disgustingly fat young man. No goddamned excuse whatsoever for that obese body. Seems like a lazy, gluttonous pig.

Put a halter on him and make him trot behind a car for a 10k run every monrning.

[quote] [R44] She sounds like an insufferable cunt.

She probably is, but she's still not obligated to be close to the maid's kid.

they are still married but my guess it isnt about being catholic..........supposedly they agreed to a monetary split years ago and Shriver has a lot of money in her own right anyway. I think they are both just ambivilent about pulling the plug and neither is in a serous reationship with somebody else.

Personally I think Arnold is tacky and gross and always have. His out of wedlock kid is certianly good looking which the other kids arent so much in my opinion.

Unlike Arnold's kids with Maria Schriver, Joseph hasn't always known effortless wealth & didn't grow up as a member of a de-facto royal dynasty. Like his dad, he's had to work for success. Arnold certainly opened doors for him, but unlike Arnold's other kids, Joseph actually bothered to walk through them instead of sneering at his dad.

Agree, R56. Arnold is 71 and had open heart surgery years ago. He'll only get divorced if he wants to remarry which he probably doesn't want to do.

"She got a Catholic annulment."

I.e. writing the archbishop a big fat check, with at least six digits to the left of the decimal point.

r57 must be the kid's whore mother

I would bet that the financial settlement between Arnold and Maria would be a monumental one. They still seem friendly and the only ones who would benefit from going through that process would be the attorneys and accountants. If they stay married, the kids would be the big financial beneficiaries when they die.

I don't feel the legitimate kids have any reason to accept their half-sibling with open arms. The revelation of his existence hurt their mother deeply and while it's not Joseph's fault, it's not like they have to pretend to be happy with the situation. I would bet that they have been civil on the few occasions they have crossed paths.

R57 see R11 for what Maria's kids were growing up with.

Wealth and dynasty aren't everything when you can't even count on respite from daily weirdness from one of your father's side pieces in your own home.

Maria's kids also didn't have control over the situation to which they were born. They are making the best of it just like Joseph.

And after all Arnold humiliated them they can sneer as much as they like at him though they appear to have moved past most of the hard feelings.

R61 little Joseph wasn't growing up in squalor in the barrio. His mother had a well-paid, full-time job as housekeeper/sex toy for Arnold. Joseph enjoyed perks that most middle-class kids don't.

r54 I believe the bigger Schwarzenegger son had an accident when he was young that messed up his back or something. It's not a simple case of laziness. Imagine how messed up it is to be the son of a fitness legend and the brother of a model. Give the guy a break, he seems harmless.

Does the son have a HUGE penis like his Dad?

Agree, R65. Plus, realizing that he was born only a few days apart from the maid's kid.

Christopher appears to have a hormonal/chromosomal disorder. Given his feminized body habitus and height, it is likely he has Klinefelter Syndrome (XXY).

The younger son who is over weight almost died in a surfing accident. I’m sure his injuries and pain from his injuries caused his weight gain and all the high fat, salty, sugar foods that most Americans eat.

r57 as a child of divorce, there is a lot of emotions and healing involved. Imagine you love both of your parents, yet your father permanently harms your mother. The children's reactions were perfectly justified, hell I felt the same way about my half-sibling. They pulled away from their father, and are slowly fixing the relationship under the new realities. They probably idolized their father, so it hurt to see him fall from grace.

Each of them probably has a trust fund so they weren't desperate for his money like the Windsor clan, forever kissing the Queen's ass. Daddy was never going to deactivate their Centurian card so no harm. I think the family has been a lot cleaner in this. Props to the other child, he seems like a good kid.

Only the maid came out of this situation a winner.

R68 is that funny or true? LMFAO!

It's not like Maria's kids don't know Joseph. HIs mom often brought him to work with her, and he probably played with Arnold and Maria's children. Maria watched this kid grow up, and then suddenly when he reached puberty, his resemblance to Maria's husband was undeniable. Wasn't Arnold uncomfortable with the maid bringing the kid around the house, where someone might put two and two together and figure out his secret? I wonder at what moment Maria was finally struck by that lightning bolt? How did she confront Arnold? Did he admit it right away, or did he deny it?

Maria’s mother Eunice Kennedy Shriver was raised hard core Catholic. She was sent to a convent type boarding school. I’m sure Maria is very Catholic. They will never divorce.

R74 but it's okay for Maria to have a boyfriend while still married to another man? No, it not the Catholic thing. It's money and convenience.

Rich people it's always about money, they just use god and religion as some sort of virtue signaling.

Pepperdine is a rich kid's party school. So great that this kid graduated, but one of Maria Shriver's kids went to Georgetown and two to USC. Christopher's at UMich--all are more selective schools than Pepperdine.

Except they probably got in to these schools in the Aunt Becky way, R77.

The maid was twisted to keep working for Arnold after getting knocked up by him. What was she thinking bringing her kid into Maria's home on numerous occasions and on some family vacations!?!

The maid could have asked Arnold for a fair money arrangement to stop working and to be a stay-at-home mom to Arnold's kid . Remember, she also had like three other kids (I think all with different guys) that she could have spent more time with as they grew up. But instead, she kept going to Maria's home every day. Did she imagine herself to be some kind of sister wife?

IIR, Christopher Schwarzenegger (the huge one) has had very serious health problems from birth; I believe he was born with a hole in his heart and had to have open-heart surgery a few days after birth.

I'm sure that besides his health issues (if the story about a serious surfing accident is true), he also feels extra-miserable looking the way he does in a family like his that's all about fitness and appearance.

You ratchet bitches suffering the vapors over marital infidelity is the funniest goddamn thing I've read in years.

Schwarzenegger prob loves him because this kid looks most like him.

How awful for Maria to look at toddler Joseph and think wow that is Arnold’s kid.

R81, it's not the infidelity or illegitimate kid that sunk Arnold. It's that he did it all in his family home with a family employee that hung around his kids every day.

R82, yet, he also knows that is what exposed him and let the secret come out.

I feel bad for the other kids, it kinda cheapens their status to have a half sibling conceived through cheating.

He may have a little brain damage from the accident.

I think the maid was into Maria, and used Arnold to get her attention.

The wealthy have a very different relationship with this kind of thing. Dally all you'd like, just don't let it get messy. Arnold, let it get messy. Arnold should be the one the kids should exclude, not the outside child. He didn't ask to be here. And for the rest of his life he has to work harder, smarter, and faster because his last name is not Schwarzenegger. Arnold is probably proud of the kid because the kid is willing to work hard.

R81 I agree it’s disgusting that he polluted their home with his cock. It’s like he soiled the entire family in such a selfish manner. It’s more than the sex.

isn't the fat kid a retard?

R57 Agree with you completely. It's a complex situation, and we don't know what those kids went through. A family breaking up is never easy, even if you are rich. They probably did what they had to do, emotionally speaking, to get through it. And they'll probably see things differently as they age.

It's fascinating though that the maid's son is the most like Arnold. I am sure it isn't lost on him that he would never have a child so much like him if Joseph wasn't born - and I am sure that plays into his other children's feelings about the situation. I'll also bet Arnold has been in his life more than we know, which helps explain how he turned out so well (though that's mostly his mother's doing).

OT: I don't think the other Schwarzenegger children are that good looking, even the "model." Maria is not really that thin so her genes mixed with Arnold's...a very large-sized offspring makes sense.

R91 he looks a little intellectually disabled.

R80 We are all born with several holes in our heart. They typically close at various points after brith, some never at all, but this is not necessarily indicative of a medical crisis.

R89, again, the maid's kid is not poor. He just graduated from a private college. Arnold footed the bill. Why does the kid have to work "harder, faster and smarter"?

Arnold also probably pays some expenses for the maid's other kids. The maid's kid worked hard to graduate as all most do in school including Maria's kids.

R96 heart problems at birth sometimes occur with genetic disorders. Maybe, they are not interested in disclosing it.

R24, becoming a celebrity because you are a Kennedy is the exact opposite of becoming a celebrity in your own right.

R95 look at that Forrest.

Mexican Arnold is very well off, so kindly fuck off with this 'oh poor bastard baby, look at him has to work harder blah blah' please, he's rich, okay looking with a nice body and college education, he's more than fine.

[quote]No divorce allowed, only annulment, resulting in her children being declared bastards.

WRONG. “The children conceived or born of a valid or putative marriage are legitimate.”

[quote]I believe the bigger Schwarzenegger son had an accident when he was young that messed up his back or something.

Wouldn't all that fat be more of a strain on his back?

Joseph Kennedy III never had an annulled marriage.

You tsk-tsk girls are over stating the likely reaction of the children.

The other children were young enough when it happened that they probably weren't immediately told what the exact circumstances were. They had some time to get used to their (half) brother before his provenance was clearly known.

And children are very loathe to criticize their parents' foibles. They likely kept their mouth shut. This odd dynamic you describe where the children were turned against their half brother ... I've never seen this happen in real life and I know a few half-sibling groups. Mostly their relationship depends on how much time they spend together. More time means closer relationship.

Regarding no condom ... That's the nature of lustful sex. Arnold didn't want to fuck with a condom. Nobody does really. Be real. This stuff has been happening forever.

No he didn't 105 but his father, Joe II tried to get one from his mom Sheila Rauch. It was a big deal at the time b/c Sheila fought it, and later wrote a book about it. I myself always found it odd she'd fight so hard since she herself wasn't born/raised Catholic, but is Episcopalian.

re. Arnold's love child: the kids not only all played together when small, Maria was very close to Mildred, helping her with her other older kids and iirc helping to pay for and attend a family quincenera celebration (there were photos). It must have been devastating to find out about the affair and the child's paternity.

When the news of Arnold's child with the family maid was exposed, there was a related BI article written about how Maria confronted the maid when the maid's pregnancy became apparent. Maria, correctly suspecting the person responsible for the maid's unexpected pregnancy, repeatedly confronted the maid, who'd repeatedly refused to disclose the identity of the child's father (who'd provided hush money/promises).

Though Maria correctly deduced the identity of the child's father, she allowed the maid (a single mother) to remain employed in her home.'

DNA tests validated Maria's suspicions.

Not exactly r108. She didn't know who the father was at 1st, or guess he was Arnold's. She began to have suspicions later when the boy began to resemble Arnold strongly. She then confronted the maid who then confessed.

I rarely see warm affection in pics of Arnold with his other children (or rarely seem them pictured at all). Every time there is a picture of Arnold and Joseph, the son is beaming. Growing up in modest but humble means makes you appreciate things a lot more as opposed to growing up with everything handed down to you on a silver platter. The boy is probably the only child of Arnold's that returns his affection and appreciates him.

He didnt grow up humble or modest, his mother likely got paid almost 6 figures working for the family and after she had the baby Arnold has provided everything for that boy, he grew up a very privileged life. Stop trying to make him some sort of poverty child.

Every time I hear about cases with the maids I think of Mo'Nique's logic. Never leave a woman alone in the house with your man, and never keep a young-ish maid.

Yeah, I think Joseph is the only kid (or at least the only son) he's truly proud of.

There was a moment I thought Patrick was gay, I dont know anymore.

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[quote] He didnt grow up humble or modest, his mother likely got paid almost 6 figures working for the family

oh please. Joseph didn't grow up wealthy. Arnold bought his mother a modest house in Bakersfield, not the most privilege place to grow up.

r115 well...you are who you hangout with. This is from yesterday.

Agree with R109. The confrontation with Maria and the maid didn't happen till years later.

After all, the maid was married to a man when she got pregnant so naturally everyone including that man thought that Joseph was his kid.

[quote] Never leave a woman alone in the house with your man, and never keep a young-ish maid.

Maria probably thought she was safe because the maid is ugly as hell and not even young. It turns out there is nothing her husband won't fuck.

Even an old, ugly, male maid wouldn't have been safe with Arnold around. A hole is a hole.

R117, he definitely grew up solidly middle-class. Are we supposed to cry over that?

You want to paint a picture that he grew up humble and modest aka in poverty while that couldnt be further from the truth, he had a nice upbringing and still has a nice life today.

The maid's sister also worked for Arnold. The maid caused her sister to lose her good job.

I bet the maid favors Arnold's kid over her other kids. Wonder how that makes them feel.

[quote] Arnold bought his mother a modest house in Bakersfield, not the most privilege place to grow up.

No one has ever bought me a house. How spoiled do you have to be to think that is no big deal? The whore and her bastard son got a very good deal. Ask Tom Jones' illegitimate child who is living on the streets.

The entitlement is real while in reality Arnold has provided (and still does) more than enough for his son and his mom.

Comfortable, Arnold's sperm gave that family thousand of dollars with millions down the line for Joseph.

r126 it was a small price to pay to allow Arnold to capture his dream of becoming Governor. Being an actor with an illegitimate child is no big deal, but being a politician is another matter. The maid probably milked him for a LOT more than is being reported, but she had to remain in the home unless everyone would get suspicious.

[quote]So great that this kid graduated, but one of Maria Shriver's kids went to Georgetown and two to USC. Christopher's at UMich--all are more selective schools than Pepperdine.

Word around town is that they all got Aunt Becky scholarships.

Tom Arnold said on Howard Stern he would go to the Schwarzenegger home to visit, and would see the maid's baby. He said he would make jokes about how much the baby looked like Arnold, not thinking it a million years it was actually his son. Because the maid was not some young Mexican hottie. She kinda looked like that Lupe Ontiveros.

R126, do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger would want his maid to blab to the tabloids how he let his illegitimate son grow up in poverty? He was a movie star and the governor back then, it would damage his reputation for people to see how he cared little for his illegitimate son.

Houses in Bakersfield probably cost less than $50,000 back then. That's nothing to him. Probably gave her a house and a couple of thousand dollars a month. That's like coin change to him.

In my day, it was more acceptable to have a bastard child within none's own social class. No one acknowledged a bastard if it came from the serving class.

R131 Again spreading lies that his son grew up in poverty when he didnt. His son is living a very privileged life, driving nice cars, expensive college, white girlfriend and expensive clothes.

What's hilarious about it, r12? Pepperdine has very high academic standards. It's not a bunny school.

Maria S. has political aspirations. I wonder how the separation, but no divorce, will play into that career path.

Agree with R133. The maid's life was going very well as Arnold's employee. But after she got knocked up by him, she hit the lottery. Didn't ever have to worry about money ever again.

She didn't have to ever work again either but apparently she liked being a part of Maria's household. She liked the idea of interacting with Maria's kids on a daily basis and having her son interact with them, too.

I mean how long could Maria not know that kid was Arnold's?

I think Maria must have suspected for a long time. Arnold has a very distinct look. Not generic looking at all.

The maid actually had affection for Arnold, unlike Maria, who like all Kennedy women, was brought up to think of duty to the family name. The Kennedys treated Arnold like shit, and considered Maria’s marrying him as disloyalty to the family.

Well, you take that to therapy, r139. You don't go running to the maid.

Bull, R139. Arnold has a huge ego. He aimed to marry a Kennedy because it boosted his status. Funny, how he used to taunt Maria for being "fat" but then sticks his pecker into the not slim maid.

Have any of Arnold and Maria's privileged children done anything with their lives? Katherine is being congratulated for marrying rich.

A lot of men want stick thin wives but are really attracted to fleshier women. Makes no sense.

R142 I think she is being congratulated for getting married, period. The bar is set very low.

I think Joseph is handsome and seems sweet. I'm happy for him that he now has a relationship with his father that is out in the open. Yes, it's nice that Arnold bought Joseph's mother a house. But it must have been hard on Joseph to have an "in-the-shadows" relationship with his father, growing up. It's not J's fault, the circumstances of his birth.

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If these kids were really Christian then they'd never hold the sins of their father and his mother against their half-brother. They'd embrace him as a sibling. They're phony.

Of course neither Georgetown nor USC were going to reject a Schwarzenegger-Shriver-Kennedy spawn. Get real.

R145 it was also hard on Maria's kids to be exposed daily to Arnold's "in-the-shadows" relationship with maid every day while growing up.

Luckily, they and the maid's kid are all out of that toxic arrangement and now can live their own lives.

Didn't seem to hurt Warren Harding R128.

Plus you know Maria's pussy must be like sandpaper.

R149 but they didn't have DNA testing in his day so it couldn't be proved at the time. Had to wait over 100 years for definite proof.

ABC News: Ex-President Warren Harding's Love Child Confirmed Through DNA Testing

I got you R151, I was being tongue-in-cheek. While most of those around Harding knew what was going on, I am sure the voting populace was blissfully unaware.

That's a nice BIG penis at r95. I'd love to see it hard! Yum!

R152, no, the public was aware due to the opposition campaign slogan of the day: Ma, ma, where's my Pa?” was answered by Democrats: “Gone to the White House, ha ha ha!”

They made songs and political cartoons out of it at that time.

When he was young Arnold was such a hot piece of ass. Especially before the muscles became cartoonish.

He had a very manly face, which his white son doesnt have but his mexican son does.

I warned Maria, no tetas grande chicas en la casa.

Arnold running when he was young

His son running. Genetics is some powerful stuff. He even holds his arms the same.

As my Grammy used to say, "a baby will daddy itself."

I wouldn't have been able to concentrate

[quote] The maid actually had affection for Arnold, unlike Maria,

She told you that, or Maria did?

R154, Harding was elected in 1920, not 1884. But Grover Cleveland did have his own set of problems regarding philandering and illegitimate children.

Joseph seems to be a lovely person. Maria's kids are just a bunch of wastes. They've had every advantage in life and they don't do anything.

[quote] Arnold should be the one the kids should exclude, not the outside child.

Why should they have a relationship with Joseph? Please tell me.

Muscle straight dudes are just like muscle gays, they only hang with each other lol

Katherine sounds insufferable, therefore, she's a perfect match for the equally odious Chris Pratt. Wait til he's banging the help Katie!

Why wouldn't Joseph be Arny's favorite? His other two sons are a fatty, and a actor twink who can't even act wet in a pool; his daughter also exists.

If you mean that Joseph is Arnie's favorite illegitimate kid then I agree, R175.

[quote] His other two sons are a fatty, and a actor twink who can't even act wet in a pool;

If there's one thing a master thespian like Arnold will not tolerate in a child of his, it's inadequate acting!

Can someone post a pic of that Mexican cleaning slut?

R177 what’s the point of being a Kennedy if you don’t go to Harvard?

[quote][R54] I believe the bigger Schwarzenegger son had an accident when he was young that messed up his back or something. It's not a simple case of laziness. Imagine how messed up it is to be the son of a fitness legend and the brother of a model. Give the guy a break, he seems harmless.

Eyeroll. [bold]No one[/bold]gets a break on DL. 🙄

she's not the prettiest of things but her pussy was probably a gripper and better lubricated.

[Quote] brother of a model

My sides! Any, literally any skinny child of a celebrity can be a model. In fact, these days it seems to be a requirement.

[quote] The Kennedy offspring do not accept Joseph Baena even though he seems to be very successful. He graduated from Pepperdine.

I agree with everything except the use and placement of the qualifier "very."

[quote] If these kids were really Christian then they'd never hold the sins of their father and his mother against their half-brother. They'd embrace him as a sibling. They're phony.

I agree. Daughter responded with typical Christian bile and judgment. If she really was a Christian she would not have felt the need to respond in a rage.

Chris Pratt will never, ever be faithful to Katherine. What is it with these Kennedy women always marrying guys who cheat?

Open secret in LA Patrick is a huge MO - been passed around young hollywood gays for a while now.

Ooh meester Arno, I no feenish make bed! Aye caramba! Ques esso?

Dude already graduated college?

OMG. It seems like only yesterday the news of the affair broke. But I guess that's because the kid was getting older.

My mother cheated on my father for years. My sibling had cancer and my mother had an affair with her doctor. They ended up having a kid together and we have always treated him well. I was always able to separate my anger about the affair with my feelings for my brother. Arnold’s kids probably had a much tougher time since the family is so famous. I have no idea how I would react if I were in their shoes.

R191 , you sound like a compassionate and fine person. I'd like to say that I would do the same, but I've never been tested. In a lot of ways, you are the winner because you have one more sibling, one more person who you love and who loves you.

Arnold didn't even start a relationship with Joseph until after Joseph graduated 4 years ago.

Some jealous queen upthread is very insistent that Joseph had a great life, but that didn't really start until the national media reported his high school graduation, and the fact that Arnold wasn't there and Arnold wasn't close with the bastard boy.

That caused Arnold to start up a relationship with Joseph, and send the kid to Pepperdine.

Joseph was a fat, depressed, fatherless bastard for most of his life.

Imagine Arnold is your dad and you're living in a shitty house in shitty Bakersfield

I wonder when Bill Clinton figured out that Chelsea was fathered by Hillary's law firm partner, Web Hubbell.

I think it was a very uncomfortable situation for a very long time.

Imagine if the person your parent was cheating with was in your home every day and you couldn't avoid them. And this person conceived a kid with your parent in your own home, proably in your mom and dad's bed.

This is par for the course for celebrities. Years ago we did a thread here discussing celeb offspring who potentially weren't biologically their father's, and it was a long and surprising list. Lots of names.

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Again, Joseph was never poor. He was somewhat overweight because like his mother he was eating too much food. A common problem in the U.S.

He lived a nice, stable life in a comfortable home and was attending a good school. A good, solid, middle-class existence with his mother and siblings.

They were treated very nicely by Maria. Maria paid for his sister's fancy 15th birthday party and I'm sure many other extras over the years.

r199 got kicked out of his mom's trailer when he was 13.5 years old.

That's what I think really hurt Maria and her kids. They really treated the maid and her kids like family and the maid stabbed them all in the back like it was nothing.

Joseph was a flower in the attic. Now he blooms.

I wonder if the maid's other kids are jealous of Joseph.

Maid was sort of hawt 20 years ago!

R191, did your parents divorce? Was it a scandal that your mom had an affair with your sister’s doctor?

Christopher seems like he has a bit of an attitude, whereas Joseph has a friendly, open face.

[quote] Maid was sort of hawt 20 years ago!

Are you blind? She has to be one of the ugliest humans I've ever seen. And she didn't even have a nice body on top of being ugly.

[quote]Imagine Arnold is your dad and you're living in a shitty house in shitty Bakersfield

Sounds like Heaven!

In the photo at R201 she is not that bad.

[Quote] Every time I hear about cases with the maids I think of Mo'Nique's logic. Never leave a woman alone in the house with your man, and never keep a young-ish maid.

Or alternatively, pick a man who isn't a selfish prick and likely to cheat on you.

She is perfectly fine looking and clearly AS had some affection for her.

Do you think Arnold knew it was his kid right when the maid got pregnant? I'm sure he would have asked her to have an abortion if he knew.

She was married so he probably wasn't sure.

[quote]I wonder when Bill Clinton figured out that Chelsea was fathered by Hillary's law firm partner, Web Hubbell.

Probably around the same time Trump realized that all his sons were mentally retarded.

r214 - I think he hasn't realized it yet...

"Aye, Maria, what's the harm I give the maid a picture to show her friends, come on, now!"

I don't think that Arnold and the maid had an emotional affair. Rather, I think it was just physical. I remember reading that the whole thing began when he was home alone watching TV and she came over and started doing stuff to him. And he went along with it. Maybe she did have a crush on him. Or maybe she wanted to get pregnant so that she'd have some blackmail material if she needed it later on down the road.

Though she was married to another man at the time they had sex, Arnold must have wondered in the back of his mind if that kid was his biological son. The more the kid started to resemble him, the more scared he probably got. He probably bumped up the "gifts" he was giving the maid, but probably never talked about it with her.

I wonder who outed the story to the press shortly after Maria kicked him out of the house?

Haven't there been studies done that show that when men cheat it's about something they aren't getting at home? Whether it's sex or some kind of emotional support? The woman was in his house, taking care of his family, maybe he just felt close to her and it developed out of that. Maybe Maria was just unavailable and he needed someone who was there and discreet.

Yes, it's Maria Shriver's fault that Arnold fathered a child with their maid, R218.

R218, that's possible. Or maybe the maid was just a common hooooor!

Did she poke a hole in the condom.

I doubt it's because the maid initiated contact. If she did I'm sure AS made it clear it would be welcome.

Marias kids act like stuck up Hollywood kids because they're spoiled brats, everything must be given to them. Joseph seems much more down to earth because he knows he's the bastard spawn.

r201 Where was this, why are there mariachis? I don't think Maria is stupid by any means i'm sure she figured it out a long time ago but as a Kennedy it's her duty to keep her mouth shut.

Joseph follows Patrick on instagram and always likes his posts. Patrick doesn't even follow Joseph.

Both Joseph and Patrick were at Coachella the other week, according to their Instagram pics, but they're no evidence they met in person.

The kid looks just like Warwick Davis in Willow.

Kinda uncanny.

r225 That's really sad. I can understand why Marias kids don't engage with joseph, that's like betraying your mom. I think Joseph needs to move on and be happy that at least his father recognizes him because many fathers in this situation don't.

Re: Joe Kennedy II annulment - R18 has some facts mixed up. JKII and wife divorced civilly, he wanted the annulment once he remarried to be able to “receive the sacraments again”, though most observers believed it had more to do with his aspirations for higher political office. The first Mrs Kennedy fought the annulment, as it was sought on the grounds the marriage was flawed from its inception. Mrs K, who isn’t even Catholic, felt that would be bad for their twins, who she also claimed JKII bullied and ignored. The Boston Archdiocesan Tribunal belittled Mrs K’s testimony, JKII’s side portrayed her as “bitter”, “an alcoholic”, “a bigot”. Boston approved the annulment but Mrs K appealed to the Vatican AND published an autobiography detailing all of what JKII did during the annulment process. Going public with previously private Tribunal details was followed by JKII dropping out of the gubernatorial race he was the front runner in.

Ten years after her appeal, the Vatican reversed the Boston Tribunal’s decision. In the eyes of the Church, JKII remains married to the first Mrs K.

Damn, R191. Your mother had to get her pussy pounded raw by another man while your father was out working to preserve the family health insurance to save your sibling's life?

That is one stone-cold whore. I wouldn't have the guts to admit that even on an anonymous message board.

Did you inherit her insatiable hole, hence your lack of shame?

Maybe when they are older they will interact with each other.

Jesus, r230, you are one nasty asshole.

I bet Maria was a cruel, condescending bitch to both the maid and, occasionally to Arnold.

I've heard stories of Maria walking into her Beverly Hills store and just screaming at her employees like a psycho.

Remember that Arnold was born working class, and don't think that Maria never rubbed it in his face.

Is Maria a dyke?

(Do you smell lavender here?)

CLEARLY, Arnold was a shitty father to whatshisface and is now desperately trying to make up for it.

It was after Joseph was born that the maid got the new house and extensive plastic surgery, both courtesy of Arnold. She knew what she was doing.

R218 so then why was Arnie also cheating on the maid with multiple women?

R231 probably not. Once Arnold is gone there will be nothing connecting them.

There's so much discussion above about why Arnold and Maria didn't divorce. According to WP, they separated in 2011 and their divorce was finalized in 2017.

old thread discussing this

This is how Arnold got the maid pregnant.

If Arnold 'cheated' with anyone it was with someone with a dick.

Joseph is hot in that neanderthal way that his Dad is; it's a very appealing "dumb alpha" look, like testosterone manifest and no, I'm not making any assumptions about Joseph's intellect, this is purely a visual interpretation. He seems like a nice guy and because he has the natural structure to do, could have a serious run in body building competitions. He has the right ingredients, started young enough and has excellent guidance in his training.

You can't blame the other kids for confusion and resentment. I hope they work things out and have some kind of relationship with their brother, when they finally come to accept what must have been a shock of everything they thought they knew about their family. Can't blame Maria. Arnold and the maid should have kept their distance from each other when he was in rutting season. A horny Arnold is probably a sight to behold. He should have gone to the gym and pumped off the tension; Maid Mamacita should have gone for a long supermarket run with her Florida Water mister when things got too hot between them. She probably should have left the household when she noticed things were heating up between her and Arnold, that would have been the noble thing to do.

Tale as old as time. Nothing to see here a couple of dumb choices, understandable hurts and resentments. Maybe Chris Pratt can be the mediator when the time is right, he seems very likable and laid back.

I think he's only been seriously training for a couple of years. His development is impressive. If he keeps with his father's guidance and the tailored program he probably helped create for him, he might sweep formal competitions in the near future.

Looking trough his IG and you can see he's just a regular guy. I do think the body-building makes his face a little harsher (neanderthal looking), but he's clearly doing that to develop some of kind of connection to his father and it clearly has worked. Again, the kid didn't ask to be here. But he's making the best out of the life he has and appears to be willing to work hard. He's not the problem here.

Maria and her kids didn't have to put up with anything. She could have thrown him (and his favorite maid) out of the house and divorced him. She's a Catholic doormat though, so none of that happened and they are still not divorced.

"I think he's only been seriously training for a couple of years. His development is impressive. If he keeps with his father's guidance and the tailored program he probably helped create for him, he might sweep formal competitions in the near future."

There are three body types. Arnold and his son have the Mesomorph body type. They build muscle easier than the other two types. I have an uncle and a male cousin who have this body type. They look very muscular without working out.

Ectomorph: Lean and long, with difficulty building muscle.

Endomorph: Big, high body fat, often pear-shaped, with a high tendency to store body fat.

Mesomorph: Muscular and well-built, with a high metabolism and responsive muscle cells.

As someone whose father had a child outside his marriage to my mother...I dislike him for what he represents. My half sister and her mother delighted in disrupting our family unit. And dear old Dad allowed his guilt to get the best of him, the wimp.

Mildred Baena is a whore with no self respect for herself and no regard for Maria Shriver. All she is is a side piece of Arnold’s. And she’s fug, which goes to show you men, straight men in particular, go for convenience, not looks. And that son, smiling like the world owes his half breed ass something. I hope he dies.

I'm sorry for your pain R251, it wasn't fair what happened to you and your Mother, the position your Father put you in but I doubt Joseph is going to be any burden on society.

And "inferior" genetics looks like the muscle he's able to build?

Chelsea Clinton looks like Bill in a wig. That's def his child.

You're a disgusting POS R251

These are old but the body language is poor. Arnie finds fatness unforgivable. Sad but true.

So the daughter is going to marry a divorced man, Chris Pratt? Pratt's not Catholic so doubt he'll get an annulment. I guess she doesn't care so much about being excommunicated as people used to.

Mildred may not have been a supermodel, but from the pictures posted, she seems to have been a good time!

Can't say the same for Maria.

[quote]So the daughter is going to marry a divorced man, Chris Pratt? Pratt's not Catholic so doubt he'll get an annulment. I guess she doesn't care so much about being excommunicated as people used to.

Pratt and Faris were not married in the Catholic Church, so as far as Rome or any U.S. diocese is concerned, the marriage never existed so Schwarzenegger is free to marry Pratt in the church, receive sacraments, etc. You are only committing a mortal sin if you have a Catholic marriage, get divorced and then remarry. Miss S. could have chosen someone with any number of civil or Protestant marriages and the Catholic church would still be OK with it since the previous marriages were not sacramental or consecrated.

[quote]Arnold and the maid should have kept their distance from each other when he was in rutting season. A horny Arnold is probably a sight to behold.

He's not capable of being faithful. Wanna bet Mildred read this Spy Magazine article back from '92 and decided to capitalize on his "weakness" for "plo jobs" and "polishing the helmet?" Only she got him to go further. Very illuminating article about Ahnold. Says something when a Hollywood producer says: "He's an unstoppable womanizer. He's worse than the Kennedys"

Aren't there pictures of Maria and Joseph together? At some point you have to let go, Arnold isn't the first and will not be the last to cheat on his spouse. Shit happens, but you have to move on and the kid shouldn't have to pay for the stupid mistake his parents made. I don't see Maria holding a grudge about this forever.

I doubt Maria's kids want anything to do with the maid. That is the real issue as they are the ones that spent the most time with her during their childhood in that house.

Maria was a newscaster and Arnold a movie star/politician. They often weren't at home. The maid was likely a fun and cherished member of their household and she stabbed them in the back.

I bet he shits his pants.

I wanna cum on his titties.

[quote]His son is living a very privileged life, driving nice cars, expensive college, white girlfriend and expensive clothes.

A white girlfriend? My, that is living high on the hog.

She's very pretty too, from a good family, he wouldnt be able to pull that off with his ugly face if it wasnt for daddy's money.

His son is living a very privileged life, white girlfriend, white friends, and not a nigga around for 20 miles from where he lives.

r265 even the money might not be enough. He's got the name/fame too.

I hate to break it to the amateur eugenicists on here but Joseph isn't exactly what you would consider NOT genetically blessed. He probably easily builds muscle while carrying out the garbage.

Good on him for developing his body, he was super fat before, and ugly, now he's hot and ugly, if he was gay that would be more than enough to pull guys.

Being Arnold's son is more than enough to pull all the gay peen he wants!

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R249 she did kick him out and legally separate from him. Lots of people with kids will stay legally married. It usually has to do with insurance or other practical concerns. Sometimes they don’t want to sell property until the market improves. Sometimes the ex couple just can’t agree on property division. Sometimes they stay married because they don’t want to be pressured to marry someone else. I don’t think it’s a catholic thing. There are plenty of non Catholics who do this. I don’t think she’s super Catholic. I think she’s more of a cultural Catholic.

I never found him attractive. It’s impressive that he got his body to look like that. His face isn’t attractive.

I think Joseph body building to get attention is sad, if true. Kids shouldn’t have to work like that to get their dad’s approval. Parents shouldn’t need their kids to be carbon copies in order to take an interest.

Bodybuilding for attention or not I'm just glad he got healthy and fit, the way that kid was fat it was not okay, especially for someone so young, maybe he should talk to the other kid and help him.

Arnold's genes are a blessing if you workout but apparently if you dont you get super fat, 2 kids, from different mothers, it has to be Arnold's genes.

Developing something your father likes to have something in common with him isn't a bad thing. Maria of course would take this on the chin and act civil. He's got more shit on her and her family than a brother from another mother. Especially on how Arnold met Maria. That's an interesting story.

Joseph spent enough of his formative years without Arnold's narcissism to avoid the hard-core emotional damage that Arnold undoubtedly inflicted on Maria's kids.

I think it's a pretty healthy and productive and mutually beneficial relationship.

I just suspect that Maria's kids wish that Joseph would stay out of the limelight.

But with Joseph's Instagram bio beginning with "Actor", that's not going to happen.

It looks like Arnold is thrilled to have this kid who takes after him, looks like him, shares similar interests, and has his own life and friends. No doubt his favorite child though he would never say so. The other kids are tedious, basic white Americans.

r276 "basic white Americans". As opposed to vibrant black Americans, or neurosis-is-fascinating Jewish Americans, right?

The kid looks like Lurch FFS Not hot!

Well I guess Maria carries the Endomorph gene.

Jospeh is really attractive. He's Arnie's twin.

I'd eat his ass until I got to his small intestines. While Arnold was pissing all over me.

Joseph is not ugly at all. He's big boned (with a large face/skull), but the bodybuilding had balanced that out. He has a very masculine look. Also, he has great skin and coloring (a slightly exotic perma-tan). His face is symmetrical.

His body is very hot (today after developing them) and his skin color is pretty too but I find his face ugly.

Arnold has been messing around with women throughout his marriage. He was accused of sexual harassment by multiple women during the gubernatorial race and Maria stood by her man and defended him. The final straw was Joseph being around so much as a child.

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Joey had some banana hammock pictures out at one point. Looked like he had a huge cock.

R274, spill: How did Maria and Arnold meet?

R278 basic, pale white skin, brown hair, almost featureless and impossible to pick out in a crowd.

r289 in 90% of the world, Arnold's kids would stand out clearly, and be treated like demigods by the people of color.

R289 Pale skin is very beautiful if it's well taken care of, nothing basic about that.

You can always tell the PoCCERS who wish they were white.

[QUOTE]in 90% of the world, Arnold's kids would stand out clearly, and be treated like demigods by the people of color.

Not in Africa, and that’s quite a sizable portion of the world.

r294 ESPECIALLY in Africa. If Pat S showed up in Africa with an African American friend, the Africans would treat Pat like royalty, and they would have contempt for his AA friend.

Africans despise black Americans, but they greatly admire white people, especially white Americans.

R18, that is not what annulment does, you fucking idiot.

Girls, gurls, let us take a moment to reflect on something universal: Extreme beauties of all looks serve the purpose of unifying humanity. God made the super-hot to bring everyone together by agreeing that, regardless of usual type, there are always exceptions.

That's the moral lesson of the day: Super-hotties serve the noble cause of turning everyone on and unifying people over it.

How's the money situation work? Does he get an allowance from Ahnold?

Just wait when Arnold passes. Will see the in fighting between them then.

Kennedy women do not age well but Chris Pratt isn't either

[quote] I doubt Maria's kids want anything to do with the maid. That is the real issue as they are the ones that spent the most time with her during their childhood in that house.

In a household this size, there are multiple maids. And they are not the ones that take care of the children. I don't know about these people, but the very rich people that I do know wouldn't have the same person who is cleaning the floors and things looking after the kids.

What the fuck? Are people blind in this thread. Joseph, the bastard child that came from the hired help's cunt, looks like a Zika baby. The head is oversized, the facial features are ginormous and it has ZIKA eyes.

It's a mess.

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Considering who her dad is, she could've turned out a lot worse (looks wise).

Bitch or not, Maria and her children are legit. Arnold is an asshole. I read where he made Vanessa Williams do the deed with him to get the lead in that awful movie that they made called Eraser. Terrible movie but great theme song produced by David Foster.

[Quote] I read where he made Vanessa Williams do the deed with him to get the lead in that awful movie that they made called Eraser.

Wasn't Vanessa raped?? I can't see her going through something like that again for a movie like Eraser.

His daughter (the one marrying Chris Pratt) looks like a smug bitch.

The Kennedy women all start out with a nice full face but they all end up turning into skeletor.

Joseph and the fat son are the same age yet the fat one isn't completing college until next year. That kid must feel at this point like he's in the shadow of Joseph despite being the legit son.

[quote] In a household this size, there are multiple maids. And they are not the ones that take care of the children. I don't know about these people, but the very rich people that I do know wouldn't have the same person who is cleaning the floors and things looking after the kids

blah, blah, blah. Talking about something you know nothing about and can't even be bothered to read about. Mildred (Joseph's mother) did take care of the children. She was also very, very close with the entire family. Arnold and Maria used to bring Mildred and her family on vacations with them. It may have been to help take care of the kids, but they went all over with the Schwarzeneggers. And the kids were all close, until Joseph's paternity became public

R310 is correct. Plus, the maid's sister also worked for Maria and Arnold.

[quote]. I read where he made Vanessa Williams do the deed with him to get the lead in that awful movie that they made called Eraser.

Hmmm... I remember when they were promoting that movie, and they seem quite cosey. I could tell they did the deed.

Did Maria never wonder why her maid's kid looked just like her husband?

I hope she makes your life a living hell, Mr. Platt.

Yes R313, she did and she asked Arnold. He denied it. But she didn't believe him. She waited until the day after his term as governor was over and told him they had a counseling session. Arnold thought it was to help them integrate into life as private (semi-private) life. It wasn't about that at ALL. They walk into the office and the first thing the therapist says is , Your wife thinks you are the father of the maid's child". Arnie admitted it and they kept if from the public for about 6 months. This occurred in January and they were seen celebrating their wedding anniversary in April. Then the story came out a few months later

I remember on one of Oprah's last shows how she was talking about something and she mentioned, "I was talking with a friend last month and she's going through a bad situation and she said, "how did I even get here"

I have a feeling that friend was Maria. A few weeks later Arnold was revealed to have a secret child with the maid and I immediately flashed back to that episode of Oprah

/ integrate into life as private (semi-private) citizens

R315 Thanks, I didn't know that.

[quote]I remember on one of Oprah's last shows how she was talking about something and she mentioned, "I was talking with a friend last month and she's going through a bad situation and she said, "how did I even get here"

[quote]I have a feeling that friend was Maria. A few weeks later Arnold was revealed to have a secret child with the maid and I immediately flashed back to that episode of Oprah

You need to stop watching so much TV.

Damn I'd love to spend a night of fucking and sucking with that hot bastard.

I think this thread is being dominated by angry, bitter women. So Arnold got his dick wet in the maid, didn't pressure her to have an abortion, and treated her (and his son) well. It's not like he's taking food from the mouths of Arnold's "official" children. That family has plenty of wealth to spread around.

Also, the posters who go on about "the pain his kids felt knowing the maid 'disrespected' their parents' bed"... wtf, are you fucking SERIOUS?!? When have normal kids EVER seriously given two consecutive fucks about the 'sanctity' of their parents' bed? They might have been upset about the news, but I really don't think *that* even made their "top ten" list of things they cared about.

When my brother & I were in high school, we used to coax our family's cat to rub his ass on our parents' pillows & thought it was *hilarious*. If I found out I had a heretofore-unknown brother or sister, it would be kind of a cool novelty at this point in my life, especially if I had more in common with them than my "real" brother.

Plus, it just seems bizarre that gay guys who could legitimately toast their new husband at their wedding with a speech like, "we met at a Bears of South Florida pool party & fucked at first sight" would seriously get bent out of shape over the Governator having a high sex drive & fucking the maid. It's threads like this that make me think women in general are nuts.

R84 You're exactly right. That's really why nobody wants to know from Arnold S.

The sordidness of it. Screwing the maid in your own house. Impregnating her. Then, not only keeping the maid, but bringing her kid around your family, in your home. On family outings. On family vacations. For years.

No other way to look at it. It's a giant fk you to your wife and kids.

r320, how come so many guys in open relationships have the rule they can't bring their FB home? Arnold was doing it in the family home with someone close to all the family members. You really don't see a problem with that? Then there is the matter of the illegitimate son.

[quote]she did and she asked Arnold. He denied it. But she didn't believe him.

I wonder why Maria allowed the maid/kid to join them on their family vacations, if she knew in her heart of hearts that Joseph was Ahnold's child.

(That's if maid/kid actually did go on vacation w/the family)

On Dish Nation, they showed Ahnold sitting in the front row at the graduation, and the maid was way in nosebleeds.

So you think women are nuts because .... they don’t react to a husband cheating the way their gay teen son would react?

Not everything is about you, dummy.

r322, because if you're bringing another guy home & it's not for a threesome, it probably means:

* the excluded partner is forced to hide & stay in his home office to avoid awkwardness or distraction (it's hard to ignore someone fucking down the hall, EVEN IF you're feeling ambivalent or uninterested in the other guy),

* the excluded partner is likely to be the one stuck changing the sheets (cleaning up someone else's sex scene is GROSS).

If it's "officially" taboo, it puts the onus of not inconveniencing the uninvolved partner on the one who's bringing the trick home... making sure he's GONE long before the other comes home, and has totally cleaned up any mess.

Put another way, "no tricks at home" REALLY means, "make damn sure he's gone & the evidence is meticulously scrubbed away by the time I get home". I do MY part by texting him ~15-30 minutes before getting home if I'm running early. If I got home after texting him & he STILL had a trick over, it BETTER be for a threesome, or he'll be paying for my hotel room if it's too late to wash the sheets & blankets before bedtime.

I don't care if my BF plays, esp. if it's with someone I'm not interested in, or I'm too busy. I'd care *enormously* if I found dried cum or skid marks on the sheets (I'm kind of anal-retentive about washing them whenever we have sex, which does kind of put a damper on late-night sex... if he wants to fuck at 2am, our "bed condom" (a thick old comforter) goes down first, and we have dedicated fuck-pillows to use while the real ones are safely stowed in the closet).

Yeah, after seeing them together in that pic I can imagine Arnold piping her down

[quote] didn't pressure her to have an abortion

I seriously doubt that he knew until after the kid was born.

[quote]When my brother & I were in high school, we used to coax our family's cat to rub his ass on our parents' pillows & thought it was *hilarious*. If I found out I had a heretofore-unknown brother or sister, it would be kind of a cool novelty at this point in my life, especially if I had more in common with them than my "real" brother

So much wrong in this paragraph. Not least of which is that the first sentence has no apparent relation or bearing on the second one.

My son is hotter than Arnold's. It's my good genes. My boy looks just like Frank Sinatra!

[Quote] our "bed condom" (a thick old comforter) goes down first

Lol

Patrick is seriously cute

Jesus. How much foundation did they put on Patrick? The funny thing is Maria's fat retarded one would be the cutest if he got on a treadmill.

There were not a lot of stories about Arnold's womanizing until this came out. Then all these stories began flooding the media. I know that he had an affair with Rachel Ticotin when they did Total Recall and they were both married at the time.

I wonder if he also bedded Sharon Stone. She was super hot at the time.

Lucy wanted to fuck him when he was working on her TV movie of the week. Gary talked her out of it.

]quote]I think this thread is being dominated by angry, bitter women. So Arnold got his dick wet in the maid, didn't pressure her to have an abortion, and treated her (and his son) well. It's not like he's taking food from the mouths of Arnold's "official" children.

Oh, how MODERNE!

Your father must be a total pig.

R343 what's the problem? Maria and the 4 kids have moved on but they interact with Arnold fine. They still talk to him and invite him to family events. The only difference is they live in different homes.

Also, Arnold no longer sets the agenda and now that the 4 kids are all adults that's the way it should be.

They are not obligated to deal with all of Arnold's issues including any extra kids he may have sired with random women.

In R342, Arnold looks like his son Chris but with muscle instead of fat.

R324, why wasn’t the maid w Arnold at the ceremony? That is crapppy?

[quote] You need to stop watching so much TV.

Hey you dope. It was one episode of Oprah. And you would know that if you didn't have such a bad reading comprehension problem. The rest was on the news, in ALL the newspapers and in magazines. Plus he had just finished being the Governor of my state. So it's not like I could ignore it.

R320 sounds like a psychopath.

R346 I know. Right? Heck, she was good enough to fuck and make a baby with but suddenly, she's not okay to sit next to you?

There are no photos of Arnold and Christopher posing and looking happy together.

r349 She's set for life, she's not going to embarrass Arnie by being anywhere near him.

R340. There were quite a few stories that came out as he was running for re-election as governor. They were quickly dismissed and brushed under the rug. Maria also came to his defense. He could never be elected today. He didn’t just have tons of affairs but was known to be a harasser both while in office and especially as an actor on film sets.

I feel bad for Christopher. I was chubby until about age 21-22; not as fat as him but about 25-30 lbs overweight. It was humiliating and I was full of self loathing. People show absolute contempt and disregard for anyone who isn’t thin. I’m going to guess that Christopher hates himself and avoids being seen in public. Kind of like the Kardashian brother who is also clearly miserable.

It’s hard to describe unless you’ve been through it.

I know this is DL and I love to gossip as much as anyone but I can’t help feeling bad for him. Brings back back bad memories. Luckily for me it’s in the past.

[quote]She's set for life, she's not going to embarrass Arnie by being anywhere near him.

I know he bought/rented her a modest home in Bakersfield, but what makes you think she's set for life? When this affair was discovered, she was just about to retire.

[quote] I know he bought/rented her a modest home in Bakersfield, but what makes you think she's set for life? When this affair was discovered, she was just about to retire

He bought her a home and he paid her some money to keep her silence. She could have EASILY earned more than a million dollars for giving an interview and selling pictures she has of her son and all of Arnold's other kids

[quote]She could have EASILY earned more than a million dollars for giving an interview and selling pictures she has of her son

She did do that.

Well, I guess he should have paid her.

[quote]People show absolute contempt and disregard for anyone who isn’t thin.

Surely not in the US, where the obesity rate in some parts of the country is so high that being fat has been completely "normalized" and no one bats an eyelid. Many young women display their fat rolls proudly, from what I've seen.

[quote]Well, I guess he should have paid her.

LOL. He should have. I don't know whether or not he paid for the home or just put down a down payment.

She didn’t start selling pictures to the tabloids until after the scandal broke. There was no reason to pay for her silence then. She did keep quiet for a long time. I guess she liked what ever arrangement they had. I suspect it was money here and there not a big payment or regular payments. Maria would have noticed if it had been too big or too often. Presumably he started paying regular child support after paternity was legally established. That probably stopped when the kid turned 18. He paid for Pepperdine, but it sounds like that was only after a bit of public shaming. The maid is probably doing ok, but not living large. It is strange the she had a bad seat at the graduation. They didn’t have to sit next to each other for her to be closer.

For rich people, child support extends to 21 and college is included in child support agreements.

Patrick is attractive, but I'd pick Joseph over him in a heartbeat if either offered me a night in bed. It's genuinely surprising how handsome Joseph is considering his mother looks like Gollum.

He looks as much like his mother as he does Arnold. He's ugly as hell.

Cheating aside, Arnold seems like a great guy. He supported his deceased sibling's son, bringing him the the US and paying for his law school.

Patrick is much better looking than Joseph.

mom was smart to grab that rubber from the trashbin

Patrick is pretty, Joseph is sexy.

[quote] He supported his deceased sibling's son, bringing him the the US and paying for his law school.

Yep. And like all narcissists, he made sure everyone knew about it.

R368 I'd gladly let some rich relation have all the bragging rights they want if they paid my bills

R368, that's not true. I only heard about it from reading his Wikipedia.

The non-Pratt fucking daughter apparently works for Goop, according to her instagram.

And it will be interesting to see how Katherine treats Anna's son once she has her own Pratt-brats. Will she be a Tori Spelling stepmother?

[quote]He looks as much like his mother as he does Arnold. He's ugly as hell.

Thank you!

r367 odd he is wearing a Toby Keith shirt seeing as how Patrick loves the cock.

Was Joseph Baena invited?

Nope R374. I wonder if Maria's kids will try to have him barred from Arnold's eventual funeral. Have they ever been in the same place since the revelation?

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Katherine has a podcast called "The Gift of Forgiveness" LOLOL

Kid reminds me of Jaws from the Bond movies. Like his early years, which is actually a good idea for a movie.

I think he will end up with the maid, at some point he will just be done with Maria's shit.

That’s nice to see. It would have been so easy for him to throw money at the problem and have nothing to do with the kid.

R5, I'd take Arnold's bank account over Maria's any day.

Patrick could be the son of Ricky Martin.

R378 he and Maria finalized their divorce in 2017. The maid is FUG and he has some young girlfriend

I think they’re still married, r383. Anyway, I suspect Maria is a Dumpster. From Wikipedia: In an interview with the Commonwealth Club of California in 2018, Shriver revealed that she had changed her registration from Democrat to independent, stating that there are good people and bad people in both parties.

Mildred is never getting another ride on that bratwurst

I admire that he stepped up with this kid the way he did, not just financially, but emotionally.

I remember a few years ago he posted a pic of him and Joseph in Germany, having their first beer together at Oktoberfest. I think they both might have been wearing liederhosen...or maybe just Arnold was. In any case, it was a similar thing...Arnold saying how proud he was of him and how much he loved him.

The kid seems like a decent young man, with a good head on his shoulders. He's probably better off without the Shriver half-siblings in his life.

This might have been addressed already, but I’m not reading 380+ posts on this...

Did we figure out... does Patrick’s mussy get wet when the Bastard is around?

Patrick was thin, but he's gained a good 40 pounds.

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Damn where did the fat come from? Neither one of his parents is chunky

After Twins, Arnold put on a good 100 pounds.

I think it is telling that patrick and katherine are spoiled rich kids who no longer care for Arnold affection, of course thanks to years of his cheating and Maria's poisoning the well. Now that he is old, it is nice that he found this kid, who obviously idolized him and long for his approval. It is just easier to slide into that rather than the scorned look from that bitch Katherine.

Joseph is obviously Arnold's favorite kid.

He’s probably a lot nicer than his half siblings having had a normal upbringing.

Arnold can't possibly relate to the fey Patrick. Joseph is his youthful self--in appearance and in interests.

Katherine never even attempted to get a job. She wrote a few stupid bokes and aspired to have a brand like Goop.

She lucked out snagging Chris Pine.

Odd how they have the one fat kid. Maria seems anorexic. It must drive her crazy to have a fat kid. (and that photo is AFTER he lost weight? How big was he before!)

R397 you mean Chris Pratt . Chris Pine’s boyfriend might be upset if he thought Pine was with a woman

Look, it's not like Maria didn't want to get a divorce. It's just that she never got around to it what with dealing with bumbling oafs like Beast Man and Trap Jaw while trying to capture the secrets of Castle Greyskull.

r298, Chris Pine has been with Annabelle Wallis for almost 2 years.

So I'd like more info on Patrick. Is he gay, bearding, straight or a pass around bottom like a poster said upthread? DL is really slipping these days.

I'm pretty sure Mildred is Guatemalan and NOT Mexican, so it's weird to call the poor kid "Mexican Arnold."

Also, why did Arnold name his son "Patrick" if his only brother already had a son named "Patrick?"

[quote]o I'd like more info on Patrick. Is he... a pass around bottom

Well, his name is Patrick Arnold Shriver Schwarzenegger.

As messy as the whole revelation was for Arnold, it could have been a lot worse. Arnold let Joseph believe that another man was his father, while Joseph grew up watching Arnold spoil his three "legitimate" kids with luxury. Joseph could have been resentful, angry, and rebellious. He could have gone to the press and cashed in by publicly insulting Arnold. Instead, he welcomed Arnold into his life. Joseph is the one who should be writing a book about forgiveness.

According to Amazon, Katherine has written a couple of self-help books since 2010, but none made a bump in the media until her book about forgiveness last year. When Katherine made the press tour last year to talk about the book, some times she vaguely mentioned having to forgive people in her life, but no one mentioned the elephant in the room. If I were in her shoes, I think I could forgive my dad, because it's possible to be a good father at the same time as being a crappy, cheating spouse. And I would think that acceptance of my father would mean accepting his other child, especially an only child who had spent a lot of time in my family home. It seems like a big wedding would have been the perfect time to start fresh.

He's not a fatty or a fey.

You are surprised?

The fat kid would be the best looking one if he lost 100 pounds.

r404 you sound sweet but naive. Joseph and his siblings by his mother's side grew up watching Arnold spoil his kids. Then right as he's a teenager the truth comes out. ANYONE would have forgiven Arnold. You want to know why? $$$$$ Within a year of the news coming out, Joseph upgraded his looks, got a nice sports car, and copied a lot of his brother Patrick's street style. He is obviously receiving a Scharzenegger sized allowance. He's fallen nicely into his new lifestyle as a prince of Hollywood.

The truly forgotten people in this story are the maids other children. Sure, they have their family in everything, but imagine if one of your siblings suddenly won the lottery. He gets to spend his days next to a man worth nearly $400 million dollars. Meanwhile, they can just be happy with whatever normal parents they have. I'm sure if anyone is bitter it's the maids other children. I know I'd feel some kind of way.

Back to Jospeh, there is simply no way someone would look a horse gift in the mouth. Arnold paid for his school. his shopping. his cars, basically his girlfriend, his personal trainers, his healthy meals, and his condo/apartment/house. His original father is still around so no great loss for Joseph.

HIs other children are doing the same song and dance as well as their mother. Why hasn't she divorced him. Why wouldn't the children make a clean break? Because Arnold sounds like a decent dad and he has more money than his wife and no one in this situation wants to lose their cut of his millions.

For reference her is their home. I'd welcome my father with open arms if he could afford a place like this. Chuh-ching.

r407 I stand correct they are divorced. My bad.

Also, for you bitches saying that the other kids are just lazy compared to Joseph. The boy graduated from college, something his siblings have all done. So no great feat, but he does look like a hard worker so let's wait and see.

Patrick isn't sitting around doing nothing either. He's into real estate investing. He's listed this WeHo home (not his place) as part of his portfolio of flips. So like many 2nd generations of wealthy they are trying to maintain. Arnold's future grandchildren will be the ones trying to blow the remainder of his fortune, but his kids seem like they know how to make a dollar.

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